Why Would I give you Money?

Why would you give me money? – A very good question indeed.

Here are some answers:

1. You are an “all round good guy” who just likes throwing their money around.
2. You are a patron of the arts and want to support a struggling writer.
3. You have read my free stories and want to reward me for producing such wonderful works of insightful art.
4. You have read an illegal copy of one of my published books and came to my site looking for more free stuff. There is lots of free stuff here, but the price of a cup of coffee* would be appreciated.

*Kopi Luwak is the most expensive coffee in the world, reportedly retailing at £50/$US80 a cup